I’ll show you the life of a mind.
It is time once again to “spring forward” – sounds like a bouncy, playful contrivance, now doesn’t it? Until you think about it. I say the entire practice is absurd. You lose an hour of sleep, for one thing. For another, I have to go around the house tomorrow and change every single clock (in [...]
I say “part I” because at the moment I am addicted to setting up all kinds of different apps on the new blackberry – an impulse buy from yesterday afternoon. I am still figuring everything out, but I can already ask the question “how did I ever function without this device?”. Today I twittered, [...]
Note to fellow Wordpress users: when you choose to make a post “private” and click the OK button, you have not yet made the post private. You must also select “update post.” I made that error at 6:30 this morning when, after lying in bed thinking about the abstract ditty I posted last night (deconstructed [...]
I have watched this many, many times. It is still funny. Must share.
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How about a glimpse into my world: a night in the life of the grammaticaster.
4:40 PM — Arrive home from work, let scrawny dog out of crate, turn off dog meditation music, pat cat on head, eat piece of chocolate (if available), strip off work clothes, don lay-about clothes.
5:00 PM — Iron shirt for next [...]
I am the Procrastination King. How bad has it gotten? Well, my car tag expired in September, if that answers your question. My “routine maintenance” light has been on for at least a month. I haven’t balanced my checkbook since I started this blog. The last time I went to the gym was the week [...]
As it turns out, there are not that many thoughts to dump today – which I consider a good thing. The purpose of penning a weekly smattering of half-formed ideas was to give a forum to those subjects I had not had time to flesh out as stand-alone blog posts. So not feeling like I [...]
In the absence of anything remarkable to say, here’s a random thought. I have come home every afternoon this week and washed dishes and tidied up the house. Today was a fantastic day at work – not because I got to do something exciting, but because I got to go out to a school and [...]
Readers,
The wife and I have decided to take a weekend jaunt down to Lake Martin. In my absence, I suggest you amuse yourselves by having sex with someone you think is foxy. I’ll hit you up on the other side of Sunday. Enjoy the weather, the football, and… well… all the sex. Ta-ta.
~G
